I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intentions of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they goddam mean it.
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Every medicine my mother tries to give me HAS to be followed by “…and it’s not expired”.
This woman kept pepto bismol in the fridge 6 years after the expiration date. AND tried to convince us that it was still good. But never wondered why we got sicker OR it didn’t work.
Now that I think about it, she low-key tried to kill us.
Where is CPS? (not really, don’t take it too serious tumblr)
i need to prove my mom that people on internet are normal people. i will show her this at every 100 notes.
only 187 notes.
i deleted all the shitty fandom comments so this post is less cancerous