student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Whatever straight female says she doesn’t look at other girls butts is a liar.
We are ALWAYS comparing cabooses.
Don’t lie, girl. You probably looking at one now.
At least you knew his true intentions!
(Some) men ain’t ‘bout nothing.
If a man lures you into a HOTEL room under the pretenses of “just cooking dinner, sippin’ wine and chilling”… You’re simple.
Apparently this is the pick up line for guys 21 and up.
Gotta commend him for willing to pay for a nights stay just for some undercover cheeks.
Even more random: Tell a guy you’re refraining from sexual activities or you live with your parentals and see how many calls about wine-ing and dining you still get.
We honestly need to have a lesson on: